Recent exchanges on this blog site with a large and vocal group of Ron Paul supporters were, at first, entertaining and a bit frustrating. They became educational and even more frustrating before, eventually, collapsing into the dark and dangerous.
Apparently, some of these folks – or others inspired by the dialogue – have done quite a bit of research on me and have discovered something that I needed to keep private. Because of this discovery and the nefarious intentions of those who have made it, I am pre-emptively revealing the information myself.
As charged by many of the Ron Paulistas, I am, indeed, a conspirator in the New World Order. To be clear, I’m not talking about the NWO of Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, but the often speculated-upon one-world “shadow government.” Yes, it exists and I am part of it.
More specifically, I am a 4th Degree Doyen in the Bilderberg Group. To put that “rank” in perspective, Henry Kissinger is a 5th Degree Doyen and Stephen Hawking is a 2nd Degree. [Hawking couldn't do the rope climb during his initiation, costing him valuable merit points. He is also the last person picked in the annual Bilderberg dodgeball games.]
The Bilderberg Group is responsible for most of the national and global policies and events that have transpired in the last 50 years. Among them are:
- the formation of the European Free Trade Association
- JFK’s “election” in 1960
- the Cuban Missile “Crisis”
- Woodstock
- Miniskirts (you’re welcome!)
- Barbara Walters
- Arpanet (precursor to the internet)
- Watergate
- Microsoft (did you REALLY think it started in a garage?)
- Margaret Thatcher’s election (3rd Degree Doyen)
- CNN
- the Falklands “war”
- Glasnost and Perestroika
- “Black Monday” in 1987
- Lech Walesa (2nd Degree)
- O.J. Simpson’s acquittal
- Viagra (again, you’re welcome)
- Wii
- Barack Obama (We have our reasons. Be patient)
For those familiar with “BiG” as we call it, the “Steering Committee” that supposedly administers meetings and drives issue discussions is no more than a titular group with rotating membership. The true power of BiG is in the hands of a special Secretariat, of which I am a permanent member. I will not reveal other members of this enclave other than to warn readers not to judge Jessica Simpson so harshly.
The BiG special Secretariat also controls the Trilateral Commission, the United Nations, the World Bank, Coca Cola, Area 52 and every hot dog and pretzel stand in the world. Oh, and that’s not a typo – Area 52. Area 51 is a front. ‘Nuff said.
You may wonder why a mid-level civil servant would be so prominent in the one organization that rules the world. There are circumstances that allow for invitation to and elevation within BiG. Genetics has much to do with it as does ones performances in special tests administered by the selection committee and the all-important talent competition.
A cooking demonstration is also required since food is a major part of every BiG gathering. I have to brag on my chicken-and-sausage recipe and, of course, my smoked spare ribs. A side note, Tadashi Yamaoto’s Teriyaki/Cilantro Lamb is amazing, as is Dick Cheney’s Duck and Wild Rice. Following this year’s meeting in Sitges, Spain, quite a few of us extended our stay to tailgate for the opening of the World Cup. Everyone brought a covered dish with BiG picking up the tab for beverages and mixers. [Yes, it was BYOB] Wouldn’t you know it … Bill Clinton just stopped off at KFC and brought a bucket of chicken. Cheap bastard!
Anyway, part of our plan (we REALLY don’t like the word “conspiracy”) is to deny people like Ron Paul positions of authority. That’s why Paul finished a very distant third in the 2008 Texas Republican Primary. He even finished third in his own district! That’s BiG in action.
Oh, just so you know, in South Carolina, State Representative Nikki Haley’s “miraculous” jump from 4th place to untouchable front-runner in a matter of days for the Republican nomination for governor wasn’t due to Sarah Palin’s endorsement. We arranged for that endorsement as a cover to our manipulation of the polls. Haley herself is on the record as saying she had no idea that Palin was going to endorse until THAT VERY DAY. I’ve said more than once that there are no coincidences in politics.
And Rod Blagojevich’s “hung jury?” C’mon people – pay attention!
We of the “New World Order” are looking out for your best interests because you can’t be trusted to make the right decisions. Proof? Reuben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino, Taylor Hicks and Lee DeWyze. You wear t-shirts and flip-flops to funerals. Croakies are considered fashion accessories and hip-hop is actually called “music.” French fries are a dietary staple and muffin-tops are “chic.” Vampire movies are romantic? Adults wearing helmets while riding bicycles? The popularity of “Two Girls, One Cup?” Bacon on EVERYTHING?
Look, our intentions are not evil [as we define evil]. Just sit back and enjoy. Have a fried Snickers and watch some pro wrestling.
We’ve got this.
You confession is duly noted and is now part of the official record. — btw… did Clinton bring original, extra crispy or grilled? Just curious?
and Ranch dressing on everything else
ARE THE GLOBALISTS OUT TO GET RON PAUL? by Alan Stang
http://www.newswithviews.com/Stang/alan21.htm
Spy, please stop feeding the beast. It’s not funny anymore. You do a great job reporting on SC politics, and this has been a silly diversion–I think your reaction indicates that you’re being overly defensive at what the Paul folks are saying.
This is the dirty little secret–Ron Paul’s supporters make him unelectable. Though many of his ideas could get him elected in a heartbeat (and those things that seem to be liabilities are either inconsequential–e.g. his support of the gold standard–or things that could one day soon become, once again, central tenants of conservativism–e.g. his “dovish” position on defence; keep in mind that only a generation ago the Republicans were the party of limited military intervention), that his supporters have forever associated his name with 9/11 Truthers, Bilderburg group/Skull and Bones/Masonic conspiracy theorists make him, by extension, seem out of touch with not only America, but reality.
Paul’s supporters are an albatross, and his resistance to purging these elements from his base (for whatever reason) has contributed to the founding of the worst sort of cult of personality. Mainstream Republicans worship at the altar of St. Reagan. Paul supporters don’t just worship, but are willing to die before and make sacrifices on the altar of St. (Ron) Paul. As much as I like and respect Ron Paul as a person and a politician, his supporters don’t live in the real world.
Listen, I like Ron Paul. I think he’s an honorable man, with real principles. And honestly, I’d love nothing more than a Jeffersonian republic of yeoman farmers that supports their own communities and provides raw materials for thriving private enterprises in the urban areas, to see this same republic adopt a principle of “trade with all nations, alliances with none,” and this same republic have a small, fiscally responsible government. But this is the thing, folks–this is, in some important ways, anachronistic, and the 18th century ain’t ever coming back. The conservatism of Burke and Kirk isn’t utopian (the Greek literally means ‘no place’ while making a pun on ‘good place’–the wonderful, perfect world is, a priori, nonexistent); rather, it functions as a measured and judicious response to real conditions based on certain principles of discipline and liberty. As such, we conservatives should be working towards a lot of things Paul stands for–limited government, fiscal responsibility, etc. Yet, while we all want to work for these positions, positions Ron Paul both preaches and enacts in a truly superb way, we have to realize that his decision to cast his lot with the Alex Jones crew makes him unelectable.
I know this post will get all sorts of flak from the Ron Paul supporters. I really don’t care. I’m not writing to them, Spy, I’m writing to you–stop feeding the beast, and get back to what you do so well, reporting on South Carolina politics and our role in the national stage and conservatism generally. The post that started this firestorm, the one where you suggest General Petraus for president, is the kind your readers come back for. We want more of those, and less of the snarky Paulista-baiting. You can’t debate zealots. Satire towards them only exacerbates their zealotry.
Listen, there are lots of voices in the agora. Not all of them deserve a reply; the sooner we in the blogosphere, this postmodern agora, learn that lesson, the better we can actually converse. Socrates didn’t make an interlocutor of every Tom, Dick, or Thuydices that came by–the sophists did. Do we practice philosophy (literally the love of wisdom)or sophistry?
Matt … BLAH, BLAH, BLAH – You can blame albatrosses, you can blame the Paulbots, you can even blame the tin-foil hat brigade – but one thing you can be certain about … RON PAUL WILL BE A FACTOR IN 2012!
Holy crap Spy, I thought you were going to admit to sleeping with Will Folks! All this stuff you’re guilty of – good work, keep it up!
Seriously, thanks for exposing the vapidity of a significant number of Paulbots (I said significant number, I’m not talking about you, whoever you are fixing to write to support Dr. Paul while attacking me, Spy and anyone else who doesn’t think Dr. Paul is the third coming (apparently, Obama was the second coming…)) I missed a good bit of their peevishness the last time around.
A stirring of the pot is instructive and this pot has been well stirred. A year in the desert has deprived me of the political discourse and debate I so enjoy, keep stirring, poking and rooting out all the other crap (and loons) under those rocks! Droit et Avant!
Invite the young Paul supporters in. They are the ones with all
the energy. I’m still not over the buzz of the last few days.
Your old followers also. We’ll find a chair for the Colonel.
What’d you blog about before Ron Paul took over your site?
so are you markie mark’s friend who invited him to bilderberg that one year he ” made it”?
LOL
What is LOL?
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Please drop me from your E-mail list. You are part of the problems